My friends, the drivers in my cars, people on the street, my parents, my family, my coworkers, everybody wants to talk about it. I mean, the fact that my parents like maybe know the difference between Kendall and Khloe Kardashian is amazing to me … It’s kind of like taking over my entire life.
The Office’s Mindy Kaling, author of a newly-released and hilarious memoir, on the Kim Kardashian-Kris Humphries split. (The Daily Beast)