Sarah Palin writes funny emails!

That’s what we learned upon reading the latest batch of released emails sent during her super fun final months in office. But Michael Solomon didn’t just see emails, no no, far from it, he saw poetry.

Like this one:

Enquiring Minds

Stupidly ridiculous.

Like

They just ran a story last week

Saying

“See, we were right!

Bristol does drugs

Via Sherry Johnston”

Or some stupid thing

That the kids saw

On the cover

While shopping

At WalMart.

There are more.

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   I can’t help but imagine that her email message windows were always squished into tall narrow rectangles, and she hit...

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   I thought she actually wrote them as poems until I re-read that first part. That would have been amazing, though….

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    Move over William Carlos Williams.

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    This is how people in TV write emails and blog posts.

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    This is too great.

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    Sarah Palin is the great wordsmith of our generation. Sorry, Kanye.

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    she emails like I tumblin fragments liketotally

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