Today in science: turns out that chocolate reduces body mass, prevents blood clots, improves numeracy, may prevent cancer, doesn’t ruin your complexion, and makes everybody like you. One of those is not true but does it matter? No! Chocolate!

Today in science: turns out that chocolate reduces body mass, prevents blood clots, improves numeracy, may prevent cancer, doesn’t ruin your complexion, and makes everybody like you. One of those is not true but does it matter? No! Chocolate!