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Anthony Davis, who will likely be taken as the No. 1 pick in this Thursday’s NBA Draft by the New Orleans Hornets, is getting down to business.
Known for his connected eyebrows, Davis trademarked the phrases “Fear The Brow” and “Raise The Brow” earlier this month.
“I don’t want anyone to try to grow a unibrow because of me and then try to make money off of it,”Davis told CNBC. “Me and my family decided to trademark it because it’s very unique.”
Image: Gerald Herbert / AP
Embrace your weirdness.
And then get a trademark.
Then Frida Kahlo was all like, “Bitch, please.”
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I don’t know if he has to worry about anyone purposefully trying to grow a unibrow..
What bothers me the most about this jackass (other than the fact that he went to college in my state and the locals are...
1. Anthony Davis is a terrific player. 2. But yeah, trademarking his monobrow … uh … no. I mean really, is he gonna sue...
Good thing Frida’s long since dead.
So like, I love my wildcats. Don’t get me wrong. Kentucky is where my heart is with college sports…but I don’t think...
yes good job you honestly think that you can stop people from growing a unibrow just wait until he sees a portrait of...
lol, Oh ok…
Hahahahaha Anthony Davis get the stick out of your ass. We’re gunna miss you!
haha, This is fantastic. “Fear the Brow!”
Total g