Sometimes we get crazy, handwritten letters from our readers. This one’s particularly ranty, kinda like Paranoia News Salad. Enjoy.

[h/t @mirandacgreen, who dug this one up!]

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    Ah, I hope some intern is compiling a typed transcript of this. I gots to read it.

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    note to self: if you are planning to write a letter beginning with the word “diabolical” in all caps with an exclamation...

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    “VACCINES ARE DEADLY EARTHQUAKES”

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46. topherchris said: Tell that person to start a Tumblr ASAP!
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