Hey Internet! For all those still reeling from the shocking revelation that magazines sometimes run stock images on their covers, look away! For the rest of you, we’ll just leave this right here. We may have been second on the asparagus-lips photograph, but at least we got gold with Merkel.

Hey Internet! For all those still reeling from the shocking revelation that magazines sometimes run stock images on their covers, look away! For the rest of you, we’ll just leave this right here. We may have been second on the asparagus-lips photograph, but at least we got gold with Merkel.