A Craigslist poster is looking for real, actual virgins who may be willing to get drunk, be smothered in fake blood, and drape themselves across a sacrificial altar during an upcoming end-of-the-world party in Washington, D.C. [h/t Slate]

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   I almost forwarded this...coworker. I thought better and never told her about it…

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    Hm.

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    Well damn, that beats out MY end of the world party.

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    This makes me a bit concerned.

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    Pix or it didn’t happen, I say.

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