BREAKING: Stars look like their pets and pets look like their stars. We’ve got proof.

A list of celebrities—and their sexxxy tales—who have reported sexual encounters with ghosts:

• Lucy Liu 
• Ke$ha 
• Dan Aykroyd 
• Anna Nicole Smith 
• Paz de la Huerta 
• Coco Austin 

The Federal Aviation Administration has been flooded with applications from police departments, universities, private corporations and even the celebrity gossip site TMZ, all seeking to use drones that range from devices the size of a hummingbird to full-sized aircraft like those used by the U.S. military to target al-Qaeda operatives in Pakistan and elsewhere.

If TMZ is going to get drones I will no longer aspire to be famous.

[h/t hayes]

Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Jake Gyllenhaal says his ‘End of Watch’ co-star Michael Peña is a big fan of the “b” and “d” words.

We used super secret spy tools to slip Jennifer Aniston’s body inside a handful of famous designers’ wedding dresses. She didn’t realize it—but we took pictures. Behold! 

(Editor: *cough* photoshop *cough cough*)

A beautiful young woman strides down the sidewalk alone, head down, hands drawn into fists. She’s walking fast, darting around huge men with black cameras thrusting at her mouth and chest. “Kristen, how do you feel?” “Smile Kris!” “Hey, hey, did you get her?” “I got her. I got her!” The young woman doesn’t cry. Fuck no. She doesn’t look up. She’s learned. She keeps her head down, her shades on, fists in her pockets. Don’t speak. Don’t look. Don’t cry.

Jodie Foster, a former childhood actress herself, sticks up for Kristen Stewart in a piece up on the site today. “If I were a young actor today I would quit before I started,” she writes. “If I had to grow up in this media culture, I don’t think I could survive it emotionally.” Media, we suck sometimes. Let’s cut this girl a break, eh?

nwkarchivist:

Happy 69th, Mick Jagger!

The Lucifer of rock, the paradigm of the rock superstar as Pied Piper, tribal medicine man, unholy roller, the Dionysus of the rebellious young millions who in the 60’s made rock music the official language of their unfocused but unmistakable disaffection from tradition.

Newsweek January 4, 1971

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tRdBsnX4N4

cheatsheet:

Rachel Weisz is one of our stars who went goth or punk. 

So happy we’re not a celebrity right now.

On our website today, an entire photo gallery of celebrities eating hot dogs. Click, for America.

It was pretty funny. It obviously wasn’t intentionally a parody. When they show a buff 25-year-old dude in the crowd singing along to the words of ‘Last Friday Night’ or whatever song, it’s just—what are you trying to prove, Katy? You found the one guy in your audience singing your lyrics. And you have these girls actually freaking out about her being on stage. It’s ridiculous.

We assembled a panel of experts—six musically gifted high-school students—to review Katy Perry: Part of Me 3D.