Had to do it.
[Previously: Charles Ommanney trailed Santorum in Ohio and filed a series of beautiful campaign trail shots.]
And this is why Newsweek wins at the internet.
Michael Solomon cast the GOP primaries for us and found some striking similarities. Ian McKellen as Ron Paul?! Yes. Ed Helms as Rick Santorum? Of course! And Cuba Gooding Jr. could play a mean Juan Williams. See the rest.