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BREAKING: Stars look like their pets and pets look like their stars. We’ve got proof.
“This is my first time singing into a turkey leg,” says Westbrook, the 12-year-old singer of “It’s Thanksgiving.” “I’d never seen anyone do it, but I guess it’s just like singing into your hairbrush … but with a turkey leg.”
[Yup. We interviewed the singer and producer of the risible holiday anthem ‘It’s Thanksgiving,’ which, mmhmmmm, was made by the guy who brought you ‘Friday.’]
We’ve got exclusive footage that reveals how Paul Ryan has been helping Mitt Romney prepare for tonight’s debate.
Joe Biden vs. Paul Ryan: It’s a walk-off!
Spoiler alert: it’s to “scoop out” the semen or sperm left inside the vaginal canal by other males who may have recently had sex with the same woman. The more we know.