We’ve got this shamefully clickable gallery of “when the mistress meets the mrs” moments that ends with this slide of Sarah and Hagar and Abraham, an (mrs-approved) affair well-chronicled by popular tabloid at the time the Book of Genesis.
Apparently the Thursday before Christmas is “mistress night,” in which cheating hubbies take their latent ladies out for a high-priced night on the town. Seriously. Above, the gifts mistresses are given versus wives, per Craigslist for home-wreckers AshleyMadison.com. What is with you people!?