Last week we asked if anyone had a question for Ozzy Osbourne. Our entertainment correspondent was speaking with Team Ozzy (the Prince of Darkness is out promoting his new book, “Trust Me, I’m Dr. Ozzy: Advice From Rock’s Ultimate Survivor,” out yesterday) and felt he could get them answered. He did it!

So without further adieu, here’s advice from Ozzy for tumblr.

shoeboxed asked:

What bands he currently up to or on loop on his head? :D”

Ozzy says:

Believe it or not, but I still listen to The Beatles. Nothing else comes close, man.

404errors asked:

What’s it like to be married to ‘SHARON’ Osbourne?

Ozzy says:

A lot f—-ing easier than it is to be married to me.

Jeansly asked:

What’s your favorite children’s book?

Ozzy says:

Anything with pictures. I’m very dyslexic, so I ain’t exactly one to be reading the Harry Potter books to my grandkids. They’d be drawing a f—-ing pension by the time we got to the end of the first chapter.

samantha-lisa asked:

If you’ve been on a bender and suddenly need to sober up, is it wise to do more cocaine, or less?

Ozzy says:

Well, in my experience, people with big coke habits don’t usually snort a line to sober up—when they’re high, they use beer to help ’em come down. The problem for me was, there wasn’t enough beer on the f—-ing planet to bring me down from the amount of s—- I was putting up my nose. Unfortunately, the only real way to sober up is to wait for the alcohol to leave your bloodstream. Either that or build a time machine and go back to the day before you started drinking.

impossivelexplicar asked:

How is he still alive? After so many drugs?

Ozzy’s answer:

As I said before—luck. I mean, I was once in the back of a tour bus that got hit by a fucking plane. Six more inches, and I’d have been a goner, as would Sharon. Not that I get any comfort from that, ’cos one of my best friends in the world was killed that day. God bless his soul.

That’s it kids. Key Ozzy learnings? Be patient & get lucky! There are more of Ozzy’s answers on the Beast, these are just those sent in by tumblr. Go check ‘em out.