Posts tagged sarah palin
Sarah Palin writes funny emails!
That’s what we learned upon reading the latest batch of released emails sent during her super fun final months in office. But Michael Solomon didn’t just see emails, no no, far from it, he saw poetry.
Like this one:

Enquiring Minds

Stupidly ridiculous.
Like
They just ran a story last week
Saying
“See, we were right!
Bristol does drugs
Via Sherry Johnston”
Or some stupid thing
That the kids saw
On the cover
While shopping
At WalMart.

There are more.

Sarah Palin writes funny emails!

That’s what we learned upon reading the latest batch of released emails sent during her super fun final months in office. But Michael Solomon didn’t just see emails, no no, far from it, he saw poetry.

Like this one:

Enquiring Minds

Stupidly ridiculous.

Like

They just ran a story last week

Saying

“See, we were right!

Bristol does drugs

Via Sherry Johnston”

Or some stupid thing

That the kids saw

On the cover

While shopping

At WalMart.

There are more.

In our 235 years as a nation, [Sarah Palin] might have been—other than the Civil War—the gravest threat our republic has ever faced. Not only was she the most unqualified candidate in our history, she might have been the most mentally fragile, and she was certainly the only one ever who flirted openly with the notion of ending the separation of church and state.
The Rogue author Joe McGinniss, writing his Goodbye to Sarah Palin letter on the Beast.
[Sarah Palin] is reportedly paid $1 million a year by Fox, earned another $2 million for her TLC reality show, had a multimillion-dollar book deal with HarperCollins, and is a top-tier figure on the speaking circuit, able to command upwards of $100,000 per speech.
Peter J. Boyer, in Newsweek
If somebody’s gonna smoke a joint in their house and not do anybody any harm, then perhaps there are other things our cops should be looking at to engage in and try to clean up some of the other problems we have in society.
Sarah Palin, 6/16/10

(Source: politico.com)

Why Sarah Palin Should Be Able to Call Herself a Feministhttp://www.newsweek.com/2010/08/20/why-sarah-palin-should-be-able-to-call-herself-a-feminist.html

"The fact that Sarah Palin wants to call herself a feminist is astonishing. It’s not that she is conservative—there have been plenty of conservative, eccentric, and outlier feminists in history. It’s that it has been such an unloved, if proud, term for so long that it is odd to watch it being fought over, as though it were a political asset and not something women used to have to pretend not to be so they didn’t upset any voters.” -Julia Baird

The foggy mystery of Palin’s popularity burns off sometimes; sometimes I am able to see in bright light why she is beloved. She is beloved because she willing to tell Americans that just because they are ignorant does not mean they are wrong.